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Collecting languages like stamps, drowning in British literature and storming the beach of Troy with 50 men.

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

theconcealedweapon:

thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

I remember playing smash in college and someone who always played as Samus didn’t want to anymore after finding out that Samus is female.

royalty-dogg:

your old school was full of fucking nerds


“With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” {art}
With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” {art}
soft-grudge:

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN??

soft-grudge:

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN??

sayasamax3:


FRIENDS???
THANK YOU SO MUCH QwQ

sayasamax3:

FRIENDS???

THANK YOU SO MUCH QwQ

buckyderp:

cloudiness:

We made a mess (x )

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

buckyderp:

cloudiness:

We made a mess (x )

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

"Nice to meet ya shank, welcome to the Glade.”