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Collecting languages like stamps, drowning in British literature and storming the beach of Troy with 50 men.

retro-heart-:

Are you trying to tell me this isn’t a balanced meal?

retro-heart-:

Are you trying to tell me this isn’t a balanced meal?

 I’ll teach her that she has an army inside her
that can save her life

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

ctkthegreat:

rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

mortgage? unfollowed.

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

xieril:

catapultturtle:

comedown:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

the face of true terror

this looks like a clip from a horror movie trailer

Someone please make this black and white.


I think I might have overdone it

xieril:

catapultturtle:

comedown:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

the face of true terror

this looks like a clip from a horror movie trailer

Someone please make this black and white.

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I think I might have overdone it